Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Review: Sleazy 70s Stags

Since my younger days as a miniature perve, one of my absolute favorite things to witness in a film (be it, XXX, X, R or PG) was God’s greatest invention, the bare breast. I thought it would be most helpful to start out this review of After Hours Cinema’s exhaustive titty loop compilation, Sleazy 70s Stags, with a proper definition of our jiggly pals: Breast - “The breast refers to the front of the chest or, more specifically, to the mammary gland. The mammary gland is a milk producing gland. It is composed largely of fat. Within the mammary gland is a complex network of branching ducts. These ducts exit from sac-like structures called lobules, which can produce milk in females. The ducts exit the breast at the nipple.” Ok, the “milk talk” is a little bit of a turn-off, so why don’t I just give you guys my definition of the breast: Boner-inducing mounds of loveliness.

After Hours has dug deep into the archives for these 24 loops that amount to three amazingly fleshy hours of high quality 8mm bra-busting madness. Here we get to see mostly solo loops (aside from Candy Sample's loops) of incredibly well-endowed starlets aggressively squeezing and licking their sweater-puppies. Included on the compilation are a few popular skin-flick legends, Rene Bond(Please Don't Kill My Mother), Candy Samples( Beyond the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens) and Uschi Digard( Super-Vixens, Kentucky Fried Movie). Along with these classic bodacious babes, we’re also treated to the welcome nakedness of, Dolly, Jaki, Keli, Maggie, Carla, Julie, Teree, Ginger, Mona, Joyce, Sharon, Nori, Helen, Samantha, Carol and others.

I probably looked most forward to seeing Uschi Digard on this set. After Hours delivers on the Uschi content, with three hot loops starring the famous Meyer girl - who in my opinion has the most remarkable pair of boobs in all of film history. As I said earlier, the majority of these loops are solo but we do get to see Uschi and Candy square off in a battle of the breasts, during the final furious loop of the collection, “Busty Lovers”. One very lucky dude gets to play with these two titans of tits. My friends, these ladies are basically the Godzilla and Gamera of gazongas. Some of the surprises on the set include: Helen, whose easily one of the smallest ladies in chest-icle stature, but simply gorgeous to look at. Ginger’s loop is also nice energetic, raunchy fun. Much of the compilation is a hard X, with some close-ups of back-doors and snatches. No penetration or messy jizz shots here, but it’s still a whole lot of crazy adult fun.

Three hours have past now, what should I watch now? How about an After Hours trailer reel?? This is the lone extra on this DVD but it’s extremely entertaining. Some great stuff here, that I need to see: All the Sins Of Sodom, Deep Throat Comedy Collection, Curious Obsessions, Girls, Girls, Girls of The 1970s, Night of Perverted Pleasure, Run Virgin Run and few of XXX historian, 42nd Street Pete’s offerings.

The overall quality on this set is very good considering the age of these loops. There is no sound ,of course, but there is an the authentic noise of a projector rattling in the background. This lends a lot to the atmosphere. The clarity of the picture is in area where this DVD shines as its quite colorful. The materials used for the telecine were obviously in the care of someone who knew how to take care of vintage material.

In the end, the breast-fiends win with Sleazy 70s Stags. Highly Recommended!

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